Are you ready to strike it rich with some rib-tickling metal detecting jokes? Grab your shovel and your sense of humor, because we’ve dug up the best and brightest metal detecting jokes for your entertainment.
Whether you’re a seasoned treasure hunter or just starting out on your metal detecting journey, these jokes are guaranteed to hit the spot. So don your favorite metal detecting hat, and let’s dig into (ha, get it?) these hilariously funny metal detecting jokes!
1. A Metal detectorist walks into a bar, he was quickly kicked out. When he asked why he was told “discrimination wasn’t allowed”.
2. Why was the metal detector always so unhappy? It was because it was constantly feeling metal!
3. Why did the metal detector go to the doctor? It was feeling rusted!
4. What do you call a metal detector that’s really good at finding gold? A treasure hunter!
5. Why did the metal detector go to the beach? To search for sunken treasure!
6. Why was the metal detector feeling depressed? It was experiencing metal fatigue!
7. Two detectorists were on a deserted island. One says “hey you” and the other responds “who me?
8. Why did the metal detector go on vacation? To get some rest and rust!
9. What do you get when you cross a metal detector with a farmer? A treasure plower!
10. Why did the metal detector go to the bar? To search for lost coins in the couch cushions!
11. I never knew metal detecting could be so rewarding, I’ve dug up a veritable gold mine!
12. What did the old coin say to the metal detector? …. Don’t take that tone with me!
13. Why was the metal detector feeling so down? It was experiencing metal-low!
14. Why did the metal detector go to the library? To search for lost keys between the books!
15. What do you get when you cross a metal detector with a detective? A treasure investigator!
16. I was detained at airport security, because the metal detector caught my braces…I guess you could say I was armed to the teeth.
17. I love spending my weekends metal detecting, it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more metal!
18. Why did the metal detector go to the garage sale? To search for hidden treasures among the clutter!
19. Why was the metal detector feeling so restless? It was experiencing metal-somnia!
20. Why did the metal detector go to the park? To search for lost coins in the playground!
21. What do you get when you cross a metal detector with a baker? A treasure doughnut!
22. Why did the metal detector go to the amusement park? To search for lost coins in the arcade games!
23. Why was the metal detector feeling so blue? It was experiencing metal-ancholy!
24. Why did the metal detector go to the zoo? To search for lost coins in the animal exhibits!
25. I’m so glad I brought my metal detector on this hike, it’s a real treasure trove!
26. I’ve always been a fan of metal detecting, it’s like a needle in a haystack, except you’re looking for metal!
27. I can’t believe I found a set of antique silverware with my metal detector, it’s like I struck metal-ic!
A Silly Metal Detecting Song
Verse 1:
I wake up early on a Saturday
I grab my metal detector and head out the gate
I search the fields, the forests, and the beaches too
I’m on the hunt for hidden treasures, old and new
Chorus:
I’m a metal detector, a treasure hunter too
I’m always on the lookout for something shiny and new
I love the thrill of the search, the excitement of the find
I’m a metal detector, and I’m one of a kind
Verse 2:
I’ve found coins, jewelry, and ancient artifacts
I’ve unearthed secrets hidden in the darkest parts
I’ve dug up relics from centuries past
I’ve uncovered secrets that were meant to last
Chorus:
I’m a metal detector, a treasure hunter too
I’m always on the lookout for something shiny and new
I love the thrill of the search, the excitement of the find
I’m a metal detector, and I’m one of a kind
Bridge:
I’ve traveled far and wide to find my treasure
I’ve braved the rain and the scorching sun
I’ve searched in valleys and on mountain peaks
I’ll never give up until my treasure’s won
Chorus:
I’m a metal detector, a treasure hunter too
I’m always on the lookout for something shiny and new
I love the thrill of the search, the excitement of the find
I’m a metal detector, and I’m one of a kind
Verse 3:
I’ve found artifacts from ancient civilizations
I’ve uncovered secrets from the deep
I’ve discovered treasures that were long forgotten
I’m always amazed by what I keep
Chorus:
I’m a metal detector, a treasure hunter too
I’m always on the lookout for something shiny and new
I love the thrill of the search, the excitement of the find
I’m a metal detector, and I’m one of a kind
Outro:
I’ll keep searching for my next great find
I’ll never give up until I’ve left no stone unturned
I’m a metal detector, and I’ll always be on the hunt
For treasures hidden deep beneath the ground
Looking for some “How To” metal detecting articles? I’ve got you covered
- Metal Detecting Digging Tools – Tells you all about shovels, scoops and how to dig a plug.
- Where are the Best Places for a Beginner to Metal Detect? – Just like the title says, this article points the beginner to the highest probability places.
- Can You Metal Detect on BLM Land? – So many people have asked me about BLM detecting I had to write this article.
On Last Sweep
Well, that’s all the metal detecting jokes we’ve got in our treasure chest (for now). We hope these jokes have given you a good chuckle and a much-needed break from the intense search for treasure.
Just remember, even though metal detecting can be a serious business, it’s always important to have a little fun and laugh along the way. Happy hunting!
David Humphries, Writer and Creator of METAL DETECTING TIPS. After borrowing my son’s detector and finding $.25. I felt like a treasure hunter. FREE MONEY! I was seriously bitten by the metal detecting bug.